attic

where i keep all my kids

dude the kids in my attic wont shut the fuck up

attic by astolfo´s cock October 6, 2022

Attic-Critter 

An individual, archetype: Any college student lacking sufficient funds, who lives, eats, and sleeps in an upstairs attic (devil-laired like, coon infested attic), who turns into a domesticated lagoon creature. It could be any domestic creature really. Could be a fleshy, anthropoid-like, super, slippery, black haired salamander. The person could go into the attic in any shapes, races, or even sizes. Mexican, African American, Hiawatha, or even pauken. The individual then comes out as a live, breathing ATTIC CRITTER.

Look there! 'creak' 'creak' creak'.. 'turns corner'..attic-critter!

Attic-Critter by yoyofromishtow September 1, 2009

Attic Shit 

(n) - A shit that has been brewing in the body for more than 5 days. These types of feces are so rank, they can result in the closing of a bathroom for days.

Phil: Jesus man, did you see that HAZMAT crew in the neighborhood?

Steve: Yeah, we had to call them in to take care of that attic shit Michelle dropped this morning.

Attic Shit by ito2378 July 28, 2010

Attic Dweller 

One who lives in there parents Attic/Basement Playing video games and spends his or her time on the computer. Epically on Wikipedia. The games the attic dweller might play may consist of World of War craft or the large selection games of Valve.

Person 1: Wow Omar spends all his time playing video games in our parents attic, hes a complete geek.
Person 2: You mean a Attic Dweller.

Attic Dweller by Jeff The Magic Dinosaur July 5, 2010

Attic Lurcher 

The kind of child or person you would find creeping around your attic without your knowledge; a creeper or stalker.

"Man, that boy Timmy is sooo creepy!"

"Yeah, i bet he is an attic lurcher!"

Attic Lurcher by chhs91 March 3, 2009

attic bang 

The sexual act of banging a dirty slut/prostitute in the attic. Typically involves depravity that would disgust the average person.

He totally attic banged that filthy Plummer sister without a condom and now he has Gen. 2 HIV.

attic bang by POC Pussy Slayer March 15, 2015

Attic Balls 

When a man hasn't showered in a while and his ball sweat has dried to a pungent smell aroma reminiscent of a dusty attic.

Andy: "Dewey, I smell funky from skating all day and need to shower"
Tom: "I know, me too! I have attic balls!"

Attic Balls by the real b love January 22, 2009