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Puff the Grumpy Ass Dragon 

This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.

This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.
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Dragon Ass 

This is usually directly related to eating spicy foods, causing a burning sensation on your pooper.
The Spicy Shrimp gave me a bad case of Dragon Ass.
Dragon Ass by Nuceypoo November 6, 2008

dragon ass 

A derivation of the term "dragging ass" used by stupid people that can't spell or quite often even read.
The proper usage would be for example...when watching a football game " What's up with the team today, they're all dragging ass out there They must have been up all night drinking and drilling skanks before the game!"

Improper use..."all the players have DRAGON ass"
dragon ass by backspinboy September 15, 2011

Dragon ass 

Caused from eating spicy food, especialy mexican food. Its as spicy on the way out as it is on the way in.
After eating at Taco Bell Larry had a bad case of dragon ass
Dragon ass by Eric and James December 24, 2008

Dragon Ass 

What you get when you combine Eastern foods, Southern Foods, and a large case of tequila.
Holy GOD! After last night, Derrick totally wrecked Sophie's bathroom. The hazmat team quarantined the entire block as indefinitely inhabitable.

Oh shit, that was probably a bigass party.

Nah man, Dragon Ass!
Dragon Ass by TM2180 September 15, 2011

Dragon Ass 

Extreme burning sensation after a long evening of booze and spicy foods causing an anal flamethrower affect.
Man that curry gave me some meanDragon Ass this morning.
Dragon Ass by oHEAVYo December 3, 2011

Dragon Ass 

The ability to pass gas that causes a burning sensation on someone elses skin or nose
Dude, your Dragon Ass made my leg burn.
Dragon Ass by azmatsci July 27, 2009