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Ark Survival Evolved 

Do Not Play This Game
I Will Drive You Insane
It’s Like Crack It Will Keep Dragging You Back.
IM NOT KIDDING DONT PLAY ARK SURVIVAL EVOLVED!

Ark survival evolved 

dont play it, it will give you a hemmerhoid
that shit game ark survival evolved dont play it

Ark survival of the fittest 

Joe: hey want to play ark survival of the fittest
Jim: what

Ark: Survival Evolved

game with much glitch, much wow
person 1: ark: survival evolved is good
person 2: no it's very glitchy

ark survival ascended 

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation
Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"