Adam Archuleta 

Safety for the Washington Redskins. Known as an "inconsistent tackler" because sometimes, instead of tackling an opposing player, he will knock the living shit out of him.

Oh my God...What happened to Dave?
Jake went all Adam Archuleta on his ass.

Adam Archuleta by P. Ved March 19, 2006

Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome 

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.

Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.

Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome by Guido1 May 21, 2009

david archuleta 

the cutest guy on american idol season 7 top 24
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david archuleta:(sings)
paula abdul:i wanna squish you

david archuleta by joan123 February 15, 2008

david archuleta 

Amazingly cute guy on american idol. In my opinion, if he doesn't win, America is deaf. I mean, at 17, he is really talented, and he sings with such emotion it just makes everyone watching him smile! Plus he is humble, and reaallly cute.

Ryan seacrest _ and now, David Archuleta!!!!!!!
Audience- Uproarious applause.
*David sings*
*after singing* David- Thank you! You have no idea how much being on this show means to me!!

david archuleta by Haley Barth March 3, 2008

david archuleta 

An over-primped stage child whose demanding father has carefully crafted a soulless, robotic teen star whose identical weekly performances of banal ballads have won him a large number of emotionally unstable pre-teen female fans.

OMG! I luv david archuleta cuz hes such a qt and when i grow up i'm gunna marry him. OMG!!!1!

david archuleta by Jesus P. Santiago 90210 May 8, 2008

David Archuleta 

An average singer who will probably win season 7 of American Idol because of his personality and popularity with American teenage girls.

David Cook has more talent than David Archuleta, therefore he should win. However, he won't, as the show is a popularity contest rather than a talent contest.

David Archuleta by amazingmonkey March 28, 2008

David Archuleta 

Runner up in American Idol season 7. His fanbase is exclusively made up of teenagers. Although he can only sing ballads he made it to the top while so many others with a lot more talent than him were thrown out. Archuletard's altime favorite word is "gosh" the second being "thankyou." He usually combines them when speaking to Paula Abdul after she says she's going to murder him and hang his head in her car.

-Paula Abdul: I want ti squish you, squish your head off and dangle you from my rearview mirror.
-David Archuleta: Thankyou gosh! (laughs stupidly)

David Archuleta by LilyBlack May 25, 2008