Apology 

Jord....if you look up any of the following words ; M-unit, Low-G,Lantz, She-O-dubble-Eena, IDS, Shoe Phone,ect. please do not be appauled.

Melissa- ''Jord I'm sorry please don't flip-izzle.''
Jord-''Melissa i should slit you up...I hope you pass.''
Sheena-''In her sleep?''
Jord-''We can only hope.''

Apology by Melissa July 9, 2004

Apology 

A way of saying "sorry" for a mistake you made to fix the damage you cause to the other person's life. Sometimes it's a way of showing the other person you still care about your relationship and that you are willing to give up your pride in order of saving it.

The only thing I want from her is an apology to know that she regrets it.

Apology by aaiitukituki November 17, 2016

Apology 

Sorry to anyone that got involved in mine and Jerrys fight. We are over it now

This is an apology to anyone we may have disturbed. Sorry (except for jackavacado because he's a homophobe)

Apology by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020

Apology 

Apology accepted! It sounded sincere. You don't have to grovel at my feet or nothing but... I have been known to accept whore sacrifices.

Hym "Apology accepted."

Apology by Hym Iam January 25, 2023

Apology 

I mean, you are fucking getting one until I get the money and the credit. You aren't doing this to the bitch who said kill all men. You aren't stealing all of her shit. She won't ever even have anything of significance to steal.

Hym "No, hey, this is a pathetic attempt at using soft power and theft to meet out extrajudicial punishment that includes manufacturing a mental illness to control my life and behavior. To keep me impoverished so that SOMEONE has authority over me at all times and IF I DON'T... Then it's out on the streets! WHICH IS A THING THAT LIBERALS DON'T THINK SHOULD BE ALLOWED AN IS! Where will the liberal BE!? While I'm on the street? TALKING about how 'Homeless people should have homes' and DOING nothing. Actively participating in the ACT that is intended EXPLICITLY to KEEP ME TRAPPED IN THE WORKFORCE. FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ARE YOUR KIDS TO DEATH! You don't have a right to teach me a lesson. You don't have a right to an apology. But I DO have a right to be compensated for my property. You ACKNOWLEDGE MY RIGHTS. The ones I CURRENTLY HAVE... And NOT the one that you theoretically think people SHOULD have. Because you're not going to be there when I don't get the healthcare you think everyone have a right to have for free. You are doing to be there when I'm getting strangled to death on a train for shouting about how bereft I am. So FUCK YOU... You PIECE OF SHIT. Whatever lesson you are trying to teach dissolves into nothingness the second steel hits meat. You're done. I did it. It's over. I'm out. And IF I'M NOT OUT then I'm trapped in here with you kids."

Apology by Hym Iam January 3, 2025

Apology 

HOOOOLY SHIT!

Hym "What is your fucking obsession with apologies!? Jesus fucking Christ! I need medical attention and my life is a black mirror and I created AI and it was stolen and it's being used to commit a genocide and deny people healthcare! Fuck! Some of you already got an apology. Some of you rejected an apology and instead you tried to hoist me on my own petard! Remember that!? And then the AI worked and now you need a apology AGAIN? Have you done anything other than make my life worse, sabotage me, and mock me as a bacterial infection eats away at the greatest mind who has ever loved!? NO! YOU FUCKING DIDN'T! But oh boy oh jeez if you don't get a fucking apology then I guess we gotta steal all my shit! Jesus fuck! You realize how fucking bizarre that is, right!? Jeeezuuus!"

Apology by Hym Iam January 8, 2025

Apology 

Ha! I wouldn't ever give you one.

Hym "You're not getting it are you? There is nothing for me to be sorry for. An apology for what? Seriously! You fucking idiots are absolute dogshit and your fuck-ass kids don't absolve you of that. And if you weren't so solipsistic and delusional, some of these other kids would still be alive. That's the real impetus behind this absurdist filibuster. You're throwing around a lot of 'joke' and 'prank' and 'trolling' rhetoric and I bet that's the excuse you use when the moderators aren't around to shield you. 'I thought it was a poggers troll incel gyatt bbl rizzler guys! It's not MY fault! It's HYM!' But everyone knows it's a lie."

Apology by Hym Iam May 18, 2025