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Mary Ann 

The ultimate cock block. Farting while making out in human form. A Mary Ann will do at all possible to prevent you and your date from being alone or having a good time.
"So yeah, I got permission to go with my girlfriend on their camping trip, but I have to sit with a seat between us and sleep in a different tent with her brother."

"Oh shit, grab your shotgun. We've got a Mary Ann on our hands."
Mary Ann by A Wise Advisor August 22, 2011
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Mary-Ann 

A guy transitioning into a girl taken from Kendrick Lamars song, Auntie Diaries
Oh look Demetrius is Mary-Ann now
Mary-Ann by Sumrandomdude23 May 28, 2022

Mary-Ann 

Mary-Ann is a beautiful woman that has little confidence, but she is not afraid to say if something is wrong. She love her friends more then she loves herself. Mary-Ann don’t usually share her feelings to her friends, she is more interested in them sharing their feelings so she can listen and care. But don’t forget that she is a strong woman that will support you and her friends whenever you need it. She need a friend that she know she can trust and talk to. Mary-Ann needs attention and she need every single friend to be happy. She don’t like her own body, she can take things very seriously when there about her!
Ohh your such a Mary-Ann!

I wish I was more like you!
Mary-Ann by Dsihg October 9, 2018

Mary Ann 

A beautiful shy girl who is probably gonna end up dating a guy named Braiden, Elijah, Micah, Julian, Devin, Derek, Isac, or Brian.
Who does Mary Ann belong with?
Mary Ann by tteerr March 3, 2019

Mary Ann 

The girl destined for alissandro
Alissandro is lucky to have mary ann
Mary Ann by Truth14 June 9, 2021