ALDI 

Absolute joke of a "supermarket" where off-brands are sold in cardboard boxes instead of shelves! Jive ass store that keeps popping up everywhere. Makes Save-A-Lot look like Bloomingdale's.

Toothless Fayette County, PA resident: "Pack up da kids- we're goin' to Aldi's to buy Chicken and Dumplin's in a can for dinna wit my Access card!"

ALDI by JBauer April 3, 2006

Aldi 

1.(Noun) A cheap ass store , resembling a 99 cent store in the USA.This store is thought to be high quality in The Netherlands.
2.(Adjective)Word used to describe something of poor quality(Commonly used in Belgium)

1.John : Wow , did you see Shaniqua the other day?
Amy : Yeah , she was wearing a cheap ass jacket , I bet I saw it in one of Aldi's folders.
2.Wow man , you look so Aldi , take those fake ass gold chains off!

Aldi by Th33nD December 1, 2007

Aldi 

a grocery store

Hey did you remember to get eggs from Aldi

Aldi by kenzie definitions November 1, 2022

Aldi 

A grocery store chain that sells godawful, horrible tasting cheap food but their customers are 100% either crackheads or people who fucked up and had too many kids. When they say how good the food is, what they really mean is how much money they can save on buying food so they can spend on crack or taking more dick so they can have more fucking kids. Aldi milk tastes like the cow had cancer. Aldi ice cream tastes like a bowl of sad.

"I got a gallon of milk for 49 cents at Aldi" - Jessica
"Yeah that milk tastes horrible, why don't you just buy normal milk?" - Thomas
"But think about all the money i save by buying milk at Aldi!" - Jessica
"You're just gonna spend it all on crack, shut up" - Thomas
"Hell yeah! And thanks to Aldi's low prices i can buy a new crackpipe to smoke even more crack in!" - Jessica

Aldi by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022

Aldi 

An urgent bowel movement. When you need to poop so badly that you disregard the cleanliness of the restroom, even willing to go at Aldi

Please pull over the car at the next exit! I have to take an Aldi in the worst way.

Aldi by Big-pun August 21, 2014

Aldi 

Also see Hitlermart
A chain of German supermarkets, owned by Hitler to infiltrate other countries with the goal of eventually taking over the world.

"Aldi - Where the prices are cheap because we use slave labour and make our products out of concentration camp left overs"

Aldi by AngryLiam March 14, 2005

ALDI 

Newly coined politically INcorrect word used in the south of England to describe mentally retarded individuals. ALDI -Adult-with-Learning-DIfficulties.

It is used to attach the stigma of an extremely unpopular "supermarket" to unfortunate individuals who suffer from a mental illness.

Only used by decent people when used to describe Chavs

Idiot Chav 1: Oi Mush give us a box of fags

Decent Person: Get lost ALDI

Idiot chav 1: Hey bob he called me a ALDI!

Idiot Chav 2: Lets get him!

Decent Person: *Pulls gun and shoots them*

ALDI by Bopster December 9, 2008