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leaky alaskan pipeline 

Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions
Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!

Alaskan Pipeline 

Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.
Danny gave me a fucking Alaskan Pipeline lastnight and it almost tore my asshole out.
Alaskan Pipeline by Duke Masters October 31, 2006

alaskan pipeline 

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
honey, you know i had thai food last night. are you still down for this alaskan pipeline?
alaskan pipeline by atom balm February 15, 2006

Alaskan pipeline 

An oil pipe network going from crude oil rich Alaska, across central Canada, and into the US. Unlike the other weirdass definitions on here.
The politicians canceled plans for an Alaskan pipeline for oil exports.
Alaskan pipeline by Nobody77 January 3, 2014

Alaskan pipeline 

When a girl takes a shit inside of a condom, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.
I made myself a great Alaskan pipeline last night.

frozen alaskan pipeline 

When you take a shit, put it in the freezer and when it is hard you use it as a dildo on your girlfriend.