Akiva Blast 

Shouted out when a guy climaxes.

Often used, but not limited to, with rape.

Rosaline: "As he climaxed he shouted out AKIVA BLAST!"

Akiva Blast by Cocasian June 30, 2010

Pulling an Akiva 

Being a lazy shit. Also, staying home every summer and playing tennis instead of getting a job. Being a huge loser as well as a jackass.

Goddamnitt Jon, stop pulling an Akiva and get off your ass and do something!

Everyone went to the party except Jamal who decided to pull an Akiva and stay home by himself.

Pulling an Akiva by Young Weezy Carter July 5, 2012

Bnei Akiva 

A litteral Sex Republic where kids go to fuck random retarded zionists while pretending that they are good jews that learn torah.

Hemsley: Hey Jeremiah, you wanna go to that Bnei Akiva thing tonight?

Jeremiah: Naaa, all their programs are shitholes.

Bnei Akiva by FuckBneiAkiva December 9, 2018

bnei akiva 

a Zionist youth group. kids are very inclusive and opinionated.

mary: "whens the bnei akiva thing?"
sue: "who knows bnei akiva is super unorganized but whatever."
mary : "i know right, i never know when anything is going on!"

bnei akiva by eva thin December 19, 2016

bnei akiva 

A jewish organization that is run by youth. Teenagers between the ages of 15 and 17 are in counselors of a certain age group and organize activities, for fun and to educate them about Judiasm, Israel and most importantly how to be a good friend and person.

"i cant wait to go to bnei akiva!"
"neither can i! i love how our counselors combine life lessons with games!"
(said the nerdiest sounding kid ever)

bnei akiva by chillax,itsjustmaia August 31, 2017

Bnei Akiva 

A cult

Person 1: U going to the Bnei Akiva event?
Person 2: Ya man we’re doing some cult ceremony where we dress in uniform and sing our anthem while dancing around a fire with NSCY flyers in it

Bnei Akiva by BAisacult December 9, 2018

Bnai Akiva 

An Organization whose goal is to take Jews who claim to be religious and strengthen their Zionism while weakening their belief in G-d. They pride themselves on having an outward look of being religious but inside, they aren’t.

I wear a kippa but not tzitzis, because people will notice if I’m not wearing a kippa but won’t notice if I’m not wearing tzitzis. I am a proud member of Bnai Akiva.

Bnai Akiva by MosheShpiegs December 9, 2018