Skip to main content
While watching a show recorded on a DVR (Tivo, etc), repeatedly forgetting to fast-forward past the advertisements because you forget you're not watching live TV.
"Dude, do you have adnesia or something? This is the third time we're watching the commercials. It's Tivo, skip ahead!"
Adnesia by Tugrik March 7, 2009
Related Words
Adness Anessa Aness Agness anesse Adnesia Adress adsessive agnesse alness
a sexy chick, cool, laid back, and fun to hang with. But don't piss her off,

cause she will unleash the furry! A good friend, great mother & an awesome

lover!! (so I've heard)

adj. describing a whole lot of whoop ass!
#1 : "Oh no you did'nt!!"

# 2 : "Oh yes, I did!"

# 1 : "Oh no you did'nt!"

# 2 : "Yes, I did!!"

# 3 "Did you see the Anessa that she just delivered onto that Biotch??"

# 4 : "Yeah, I betcha she'll think twice, before doing that again!"
Anessa by Scotties girl February 5, 2010
agness is such an amazing person. she loves to eat food and shop and spend 122$
brohspeh- omg is that agness

dudesphep-yea i heard she spend 122$
Agness by hiiloveagness September 21, 2018
A shitty little town in scotland. Sometimes retardedly known as "the ghetto".
normal person: hey there how are you?
alnessian: I'll break your fuckin' face in!
alness by RVR January 20, 2008
If you’re name is Aness you probably have one of the biggest booties in the world
Aness came in 1st place in the big booty contest of course.
Aness by Aness123 May 2, 2020
A fucking bitch that has a thicc booty tryna get tiktok famous
Stop being such an Annes, Vanessa.”
Aness by Kim corgidasian June 25, 2020