Abilene 

The definition of a west Texas town. This town has everything Texas is known for, and all of its steriotypes. This town loves George W. Bush (even thought he ruined the country), if they could have re-elected him for a third time they would have. Nothing happens on the news here. The highlight of the week is when a long horn gets loose and runs down the highway. This town has 3 universities and 3 technical colleges. Therefore you would believe this is a party town. No. It is a wanna-be party town where the clubs close at midnight! Abilene has brisket, cows, real cowboys, rediculously large pickup trucks, bedazzled everything, and women with big asses. Everything is bigger in Texas right??

Example 1- "Who did you vote for?"

"Bush!"

"He cant run this year!"

"So."

Example 2-
"Dude lets go to the club!"

"Uh it is 11:30 in Abilene. Bars close in thirty minutes."

"Aww, this town sucks!"

Abilene by YankeeStuckInTexas March 13, 2009

Abilene 

A town full of great people dispise the stereotypes.
It has alot of lovely woman of ALL colors.
It is not a cowboy state,it is a nice mix between a big city and small independent farms.

Person 1: Man this city rocks!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: I will always live in Abilene!
Person 2: 325, Reprauuuhzent!

Abilene by KGarner325 April 5, 2012

abilene 

the father of mourning

abilene...the father of mourning...pretty straightforward

abilene by samdog361 September 28, 2007

Abilene

Any mother, but especially step-mothers, who blame innocent children for their adult relationship problems. They are masters of projections specializing in bullying the youngest humans.

My mom was a classic Abilene. Your mom sounds like an Abilene.

Abilene by AbileneSucks November 30, 2025

Abilene Crosseyed Cowgirl 

You get a random girl and escort her to Frontier Texas put her head first into a civil war cannon with her legs spread. Then gather 2 acquaintances to assist you in firing the mechanism while watching spongebob then her clitoris is launched at approximately 105 meters per second so you can in the words of native abileniens "fuck dat bitch"

My terrorist companion Yazdani was really horny so he Abilene Crosseyed cowgirled 69 sloots and 64 virgins in one month.

Abilene Crosseyed Cowgirl by Fourndog September 11, 2014

abilene christian 

A college where 90% of created madden characters come from

My madden team is an Abilene Christian dream team

abilene christian by kinda true May 12, 2021

road to Abilene 

A "road to Abilene" is when a group collectively decides to do something which no individual in the group really wants to do. The term comes from the Abilene Paradox, demonstrated by the story of a family who decides to travel 53 miles north to Abilene for ice cream. On the way back, they begin arguing after realizing that none of them wanted to go in the first place.

"Every one knows that Corporate project sucks, but we're all marching full steam ahead anyway... It's a total road to Abilene."

road to Abilene by Joe Chicago April 21, 2008