Mooning of Amtrak

The Mooning of Amtrak is annual event in which thousands of participants come to bare their naked butts to the Amtrak train. This takes place in Laguna Niguel, California.

If you want to see hundreds of naked butts, go to the annual Mooning of Amtrak in Laguna Niguel, CA.

Mooning of Amtrak by Cranberry Bob January 6, 2020

Amtgard

A LARP (Live-action RolePlaying Game)/sport utilizing safely foam padded weapons to simulate midieval/fantasy melee combat and magic use. Originated in Texas and has since spread throughout the U.S. and other continents.

"Is that a gang fight in the park?"
"No, that's foam, not baseball bats. That's the local Amtgard group"

Amtgard by Groan April 18, 2004

amtvesia 

It's the sudden memory loss of what TV show you're watching during the commercials.

During the fast food commercial, I got amtvesia and couldn't remember what TV show I was watching.

amtvesia by HaHaScribe March 18, 2015

Amterful 

(Am-t'er-fuhl)
An adjective used to describe a significant other when other words simply don't seem to be enough to satisfy. Amterful takes the positive aspects of the words Amazing, Beautiful, Wonderful, and Wicked, then melds them together and raises their status to an even greater complimentary level than held previously. When a boy tells his girl that she is Amterful, it is one of the highest praises he can possibly deliver.

Kwin-See: "Maggie, you are the most amterful girl I have every met. I love you."

Maggie: "Aww, that's so sweet! I love you too. :)"

Amterful by QQ66 January 4, 2012

amtrak dump 

When a single trip to the bathroom calls for an "OUT OF ORDER" sign.

Riding home on the train from Chicago, I needed to take a massive shit. Due to an massive unflushable load/amtrak dump, the bathroom on the train was put OUT OF ORDER.

amtrak dump by milwaukee john January 4, 2007

Amtrak Dick

When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.

Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.

Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.

Amtrak Dick by kungfumermaid June 10, 2015

Amtrak Moment 

The moment when your train of thought derails.

I was about to say something and I don't remember what it was! Total Amtrak moment!

Amtrak Moment by faerytale April 18, 2011