curtain at a high school play 

a girl who's vagina has so many flaps that when you are looking for the entrance point you look like a young kid trying to find the opening between two curtains at a high school play.

Guy 1: yo man i bang this hoe last night!

Guy 2: aww shit mutha fucka, how was it?

Guy 1: well it was good but it took a while before i got it in

Guy 2: how come wine coola drinkin motha home dog doggy dog?

Guy 1: becasue man, her vagina resembled a curtain at a high school play.

curtain at a high school play by sue young November 25, 2010

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck 

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck by anonymous July 31, 2023