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Pull A Jack Bauer 

verb

The act of successfully staying awake for a full 24 hours without any form of rest whatsoever under the most extreme conditions known to man. This is almost always accompanied by having the fate of the entire world resting on your shoulders.
Those crazy fucking terrorists were up all night trying to attack as many different places as possible to kill millions upon millions of innocent people. But don't sweat it, luckily Mr. Smith was able to pull a Jack Bauer and save the entire world from its impending doom all by himself.
Pull A Jack Bauer by BallsToTheWalls December 30, 2008
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Pull a Jack 

Pull a Jack

A Jack is someone who has the ability to find and say something perverted for everything, even if it is totally unrelated to sex.
Can you not make sex jokes for just this one period because you always pull a Jack like that.
Pull a Jack by NoBullying,jk Idc January 17, 2019

Pulling a jack 

Pulling a jack is when you come in with the most freaking clutch in the whole freaking world.
Boy 1: did you see how he won the game no sweat
Boy 2: yea he’s so cracked at fortnight my guy
Boy 1: yea he won that game just in time
Boy 2: he must have been pulling a jack

Pulling a jack 

Pulling a jack is when your party/chat is annoying and toxic so you mute them.
You your so fucking annoying and toxic I’m considering pulling a jack
Pulling a jack by CG MonoChrome August 3, 2019

Doing a Jack

Acting like a right twat and triple dropping ecstasy pills
I’m Doing a Jack see you in the welfare tent
Doing a Jack by Juro94 August 28, 2019

bust a jack 

bust a jack by mrmaximize September 9, 2003

A Jack Epstein 

an attempt at committing suicide by jumping off one's mom's balcony, but failing miserably and going on a homosexual oddysey in which one finds oneself and dates falon lewis. He hurts himself really badly.
dude! I had a bad bad day at school so i went home and pulled a jack epstein. it hurt soooooo much!!!!!

dawg somone called me an indian and i felt so bad i pulled a jack epstein.

They told me a 2 inch penis was small, so i decided a jack epstein was the way to go.