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rent a girlfriend 

Imagine the ultimate BREH moment and then make it a 12 episode anime. A man gets dumped so he tries to rent love and ends up lying and making everyone think he actually is dating at 10/10 when he’s really just an average man. Also if it can go wrong it will go wrong. That’s the logic of this show. So sit back relax and remember... just read the manga.
What a rent a girlfriend moment... or BREH moment, ehh same thing pal
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find me a girlfriend 

When a boy asks you this, it means that he likes you, abs wants to be with you but he's too afraid to say so.
find me a girlfriend by GreatDave191 February 23, 2017

how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person
Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard
how do i get a girlfriend by Boipi February 24, 2021

Ana as a Girlfriend 

Ana is the sweet type of girl that will chear you up right in the morning. She will always be asking questions such as "How are you feeling?", "Do you need anything?", "You know I love you right?". She will send you lots and lots of playlist that reminds her of you and she will tag you in every possible meme. She's also very quiet and she will get shy around you sometimes.

She's also the girl that will wake you up at 4am to f*ck her senseless and rough cuz she a mad devil in bed and she likes when things get very nasty.
She's the kind of girl that will love you till the end of times with all her heart.
Bae: *does absolutly nothing*
Ana as a girlfriend: OMG YOU ARE SO CUTE. You know I love you right? So so much my love
Ana as a Girlfriend by 1043 July 12, 2020

Not A Girlfriend 

Usually referred to as a NAG.
Pronounced: nag
Def: the title you give the female you are in a relationship with after the dating stage, but prior to giving her the actual name of “girlfriend.” Usually this person will attend events, go to family functions and act in a girlfriendly manner but not have the title.

This word can also be used on the opposite sex as a not a boyfriend.
Eric: have you seen how much JP and Kristina are hanging out? I think he really likes her!
Kelley: No way, she wont make it out of the NAG (not a girlfriend) stage for awhile.
Eric: yeah all the benefits, but you can still be single.
Kelley: Yeah, that’s the life.
Not A Girlfriend by Bessie Lou November 6, 2009

Phone Conversation With a Girlfriend 

a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don't mind because you love them.
a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend

girl: blablablblblablablablabla

guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh

national get julien a girlfriend day 

National get Julien a girlfriend day is when anyone named Julien has to try and get a gf and others can help or not but the day anyone get shoot their shot.
Its national get Julien a girlfriend day. I have a friend named Julien who's single. Let's get him a girl bro