69ing yourself 

The act of oral stimulation to oneself. Preferably in the shower.
Also called 34.5ing yourself

Timo: Daan, why are you so late today, we’re you 69ing yourself again?
Daan: Exactly, I was 69ing myself in the shower and got stuck!

69ing yourself by TryNotToCome January 23, 2021

69ing Chipmunks 

The sexual act of two gay men who 69 by putting balls in their mouths instead of dicks. When seen from the side this position resembles two chipmunks 69ing with cheeks full of nuts. These nuts will keep them happy over a long winter.

Mentioned in South Park s15e01 as Kyle's email address

I don't know but he mentioned something about 69ing Chipmunks.

69ing Chipmunks by Bdamn May 22, 2011

69ing with the Devil 

A term used when someone crosses the line between human decency and evil ass-fuckery. Basically the biggest, smelliest, bloodiest, douchiest move you could ever think of doing.

People who 69 with the Devil:
Fred Phelps
Adolf Hitler

Osama Bin'Laden

Guy 1) Hey, look it's Jerry the vegetarian, you know what we should do?

Guy 2) No, what?

Guy 1) Okay, you tackle him, and I'll shove meat down his throat.

Guy 2) Why the fuck would we do that. It's straight 69ing with the Devil!

*Kicks guy 1 in the balls*

69ing with the Devil by Suibu March 29, 2010

69ing your food 

Is the act of you and your significant other both ordering separate meals and then splitting each meal with each other hints both get equal pleasure.

Did you and your wife have a great time 69ing your food last night?

69ing your food by Derek30269 September 8, 2015

69ing her while eating her ass on the potty 

It's some trend going on on websites like Myspace in 2 0 1 7. A woman and a man 69. 69ing is when the woman sucks the dick while the man eats the ass. Now this trend, aka: 69hwehaotp. This trend is like 69ing, but it's on the toilet instead. This is refereed to as: The Shitty Potty

I was Shitty Potty 69ing her while eating her ass on the potty.

69ing her while eating her ass on the potty by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017

69ing Emma 

69ing Emma Watson is a dream of many women and men.

I dream of 69ing Emma Watson.

69ing Emma by Emmawatsonspussy August 21, 2024

cop car 69ing 

The frequent site on roadway medians of two cop cars pulled up along side each other facing opposite directions, allowing the officers to talk to one another

Hey are those two cars illegally parked? No those two dudes are cop car 69ing while their women are in the mall.

cop car 69ing by ninemile July 11, 2010