may 3rd 

the day of some of the best friends/lovers. they know how to deal with situations and can be a big bitch, but if you're on their good side feel special because they're a keeper

im so happy to be a may 3rd's friend

may 3rd by johnjeffjim October 31, 2019

May 3rd 

National text yo ex day and not feel
Guilty about it

Rachel: is today may 3rd?
Heather: yes bitch text yo ex rq and see what’s up

May 3rd by Shymonay October 17, 2019

May 3rd 

National Miranda’s Birthday Day. Hug everyone you know named Miranda and say happy birthday.

It’s May 3rd so it’s Miranda’s Birthday time to get litttttty.

May 3rd by BlahBlah2345 October 30, 2019

monday 3rd of may 

national slap thon's forehead day

"hey it's national slap thon's large forehead day!"-person 2
"omg really? what are we waiting for!"-person 1
monday 3rd of may

monday 3rd of may by niyikey May 1, 2021

National Ass Pic Day May 3rd 

on the monday of may 3rd it is national ass pic day and is deemed respectful to send an ass pic either of whoever you choose for the holiday or whoever ask for one

national ass pic day may 3rd

1: you know what day it is

2: hell yeah i do
1: here you go
2: damn you juicy asf

National Ass Pic Day May 3rd by peanut butter jelly me up May 1, 2022

May 3rd 

National hickey day
National grab an ass day

Person 1: I gave her a hickey and grabbed her ass
Person 2: damn bro why today??
Person 1: it’s may 3rd

May 3rd by Rebecca_fromthe_becc May 2, 2019

May 3rd 

May 3rd is National grab tity day

On this day you can grab your special someone’s boob

Sean: it’s May 3rd, you know what that means!
Mark: I’m gonna grab my gf’s boob!

May 3rd by My boyfriend is hot April 22, 2019