Hair 

do you ever think like, man there’s hair growing out of my head. like little individual hairs just growing. my hair is like a tree. it’s just so crazy that the hairs are just individually moving. I wonder if our hair has like ears and can hear us. ~alex b

the things on my head is hair. crazy dude

Hair by that scientific guy June 26, 2018

hair 

stuff always in the way on your head and other not so polite places.

She has a head full of hair

hair by hair queens011 May 15, 2003

hair 

umm ... its like fur, only worse

hey, nice fur man

hair by skiP August 21, 2003

Hair 

1. The stuff on your head. It can come in any number of colors. Natural (Blonde, Brunette, Red, Brown, etc.) or not (Pink, Blue, Spotted, Polka-Dotted). You have to look this up?

2. A Play turned movie. The movie came out in the late '70s (79, I believe). It is mainly about a group of Hippies who meet a guy going to war in a couple of days. They see this girl on a horse and the soldier (Claude Bukowski) falls in love with her. It's a Musical taking place in New York and eventually Nevada. The songs are great (Aquarius, Sodomy, Hair, etc.), the characters are awesome (Bereger, Woof, Claude, etc.) and the dancing is cool(put together by Twyla Tharp). This is a great movie (I'm aware that's an opinion) and you should see it sometime.

1: "Oooh I love you're hair."

2: "Did you see the movie Hair?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Why would I watch something about hair?"
"Dude, you're missing the whole point of the movie. Go watch it!!"

Hair by DirtyLittleWar_3500 August 8, 2004

Hair 

a thing that most people only want to see on their scalp & eyebrows (eyelashes too?... idk) and possibly for men aobve the upper lip and on the chin

A- "You've got some nice hair on your head"
Z- "Oh, thanks!"

Hair by JennyCraig666 November 8, 2011

Hair 

The thing on your head, and above your private parts. Sometimes in your butt

I have hair

Hair by TalkingMoose April 19, 2019

Hair 

A one word sentence, usually used to be stupid. Must be used very loudly and obnoxiously to annoy people that you want to leave you alone.

Hey, what are you gunna do today?

HAIR!

What? Hair, what are you talking about?

HAIR!

Why do you keep screaming hair?

HAIR!

STOP SCREAMING HAIR, IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

HAIR!!!

Hair by HAIR! June 17, 2008