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Get an Orange 

To get an orange, is slang term for the act of masturbation. It's usage is mainly limited to computer hackers of a certain age, who are embarrassed by openly talking about masturbation to their peers.

One must be careful though while in the process of getting an orange, because the juice that comes from within the orange can be harmfull (and hurt like hell) if it goes into ones eye.
"brb, I'm getting an orange"
"This porn would be so much better if I were to get an orange"
"I haven't got an orange in 12 days"
Get an Orange by Dr. Fruit September 23, 2008

Mr Orange Juice 

The penis of a man who is well known for his pantsmanship
Tom Slater's penis suddenly came out and said hello. So I was like, "Hello Mr Orange Juice!"
Mr Orange Juice by cripplecreek December 6, 2010

rotten orange 

Old lady on the beach bad spray tan rotten orange
rotten orange by mr. bungle47 April 8, 2015

juicing the orange 

During the act of love, where more than 2 parties are present, "juicing the orange" refers to a process whereby partner A female straddles partner B male, while partner C gender not important turns partner A around and around in a circular motion while maintaining genito/genito contact at all times. A "grinding" motion is the desired result.
Holy hell, I'm red raw; I spent all last night juicing the orange with your mum and dad

New Jersey Orange 

That girl is so far past the point of being Florida tan she is New Jersey Orange.
New Jersey Orange by jpolo November 12, 2010

Man in tha orange hat. 

It is commonly used by IV drug users to talk about the insulin syringe required to inject the drug into their vein. By using this phrase a person who partakes in this method of consumption can refer to it openly and discretely. Because most people do do not know or associate that phrase with IV using unless they do it as well. The name is a description of a new syringe, which has an orange end cap over the plunger and another one which covers the point end. AKA the man in the orange hat.
I was looking for a "man in the orange hat."
I'm going to visit the "man in the orange hat."
Have you seen the "man in tha orange hat?"

I wanna get poked by the "man in tha orange hat."

My man lost his "orange hat" and i need a new one.
He chewed up tha "mans orange hat."
Don't forget to pick up that "man's orange hat."
Lets just get a whole box of "orange hats".