gillie-chode 

1. someone who has a distinctive facial or physical feature that is funny looking.

or

2. someone who is being a nuisance or a pest at a party, or social event.

or

it can be used also as a pick me up for close friends.

Look at that funny gillard walking on the sidewalk!

Damn, look at that dude in Hot Topic, that gillie-chode needs to take it down a notch.

This party is going to be busted if those gillie dont calm down over there!

Dont worry gill , everything will be okay.

gillie-chode by lyndsey and caitlin January 6, 2009

twinkle chode 

a gay person who has a chode

that dude over their looks like a total twinkle chode

twinkle chode by icandance April 28, 2010

a fork in the chode 

The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"

Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.

Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.

a fork in the chode by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011

Mr. Chode 

Mr. Chode is the kind of person that you would find scrounging your basement floors for a can of SpaghettiOs or looking at your beautiful newborn daughter through the downstairs windows. A Mr. Chode is often blonde short and likes football.

"That guy over there won't stop looking at your daughter, be careful he looks like a Mr. Chode.

Mr. Chode by Muffinstuffer14 May 25, 2016

jewish chode huffer 

a highschool boy who enjoys cumming into old mens nostrels, only to have the old man snort, then hock a cum loogie back into his mouth. he will usually have a huge tucan shaped nose and a brown bowlcut, and he DEFINATELY has a chode

did you hear about that guy dom? He a jewish chode huffer, i saw him chode huffing with his own GRANDPA

jewish chode huffer by chodechode69 May 2, 2011

anti-chode

When a penis is 10 times as long as it is skinny

wow that guys anti-chode could fit in a keyhole

anti-chode by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

Chief Chode 

A person who is gay,indian and has a small dick and blames all his friends for trouble he gets in.

Also known as Chief, Cody, and Runs With Wolves

Person 1: Haha, I just told the cops that my good friends are stealing my new car even tho i gave them the keys to it and said its alright to drive it.

Person 2: Wow man your such a Chief Chode

Chief Chode by Nick trusso June 17, 2008