stay home to the mickey 

mickey

we stay home to the mickey

stay home to the mickey by sareta September 21, 2017

elderly home 

a nursing home

my friends call me stupid for saying elderly home

elderly home by omwtofyb December 4, 2017

Holiday home-wrecker 

The fat Ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. Then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.

The holiday home-wrecker is at it again. I told her she should try and spread holiday cheer I didn’t mean spread her legs.

Holiday home-wrecker by Hol9000 December 24, 2017

The Home Invasion

Sex position where you tie up your naked partner at the wrists and ankles, leave them in bed and then take all their valuables and wallet - and leave.

Oh man, Lisa let me do The Home Invasion in bed last night - yada yada and now I have to choose between the 55" or the 65" LED TV

The Home Invasion by Jerthehair March 15, 2018

Coming home from trumpet practice 

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

Coming home from trumpet practice by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

Go home 

When somone is too good at it

Bruh dude you got so good weapons, go home

Go home by robrit December 1, 2019

The Home Nations

When one manages to sleep with four different girls in four days, all from different countries. Originally an English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh but expanded.

"Man, Willy has had a blinder the last four days, I think he had a tour of the home nations."

The Home Nations by Willy Lloyd April 18, 2020