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What your friends will say you were doing after you were caught with a girl that you didn't want them to find out about. (Caught riding a moped)
Lucky I figured I didn't know anybody way out here, I can take this 15 year-old girl here, do what I want to her and keep it a secret.

Windowlicker-1 "hey isn't that Lucky with that girl who looks like she's 12"

Windowlicker-2 "nah Bro, she looks 10 maybe 10 1/2, tops!!"

Windowlicker-1 "Man, that poor bastard is really SLUMMIN, I can't wait to make fun of him at work tomorrow"!!

Lucky "Fuck, they caught me slummin"

Windowlicker-2 "Hey Lucky, nice moped"
slummin by Lucky January 18, 2004
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body slamming

A phrase created by an old lady with a mental illness to describe the great food she receives at her day program. Used to describe things that are so good it makes you want to body slam somebody.
"Yo lunchlady, dis chicken is BODY SLAMMING!"
body slamming by idontwannatel October 10, 2008
To graffiti in a conspicuous or risky area.
I was out slamming this was by the mall last night and had to run because some fool spotted me!
slamming by XeNa Lawless November 22, 2009

Slumping 

Taking a dump while sleeping.

Hence Slumping.
#1: Bro, you were in the can for 2 hours, are you alright?

#2: I was slumping, ya prick.
Verb |sl-uh-min|

To be under the influence of any/all drugs available with no regard to dignity or integrity, all while trying to: avoid tasks, accomplish tasks, or socialize.

The lower one sinks the harder they are slummin.
"Naw, I didn't finish that paper: I was slummin hard last night."

"There was no way I can show up to help I've been slummin way too long today."

"I don't care if I don't know anyone there, I'm slummin it up anyways."
Slummin by MalachiCon576 December 20, 2011

Slumping 

Why’d you wake me up, I was slumping!
Slumping by Money merica February 20, 2018

Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.
I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.