Donut roll 

Going to multiple donut shops sampling donuts. Much like going on a pub-crawl, except your going for donuts. Inspired by National Donut Day.

Brian, "Has anyone seen Randy?"
Liz, "Nope, last I heard he was on a Donut Roll."

Donut roll by RgWord June 7, 2013

Donut Mile 

A mile run attempted after eating a full box of donuts. The mile is considered successful if the runner does not throw up.

We all ran a donut mile but only Mark was able to finish.

Donut Mile by Daniszeman May 20, 2009

Donut Cop

A donut or doughnut cop is the stereotypical lazy, morbidly obese police officer that you wonder how they were even accepted to the force. Usually found serving the worst possible positions such as school or mall cop.

I’d avoid the bathroom to your right. I just saw a donut cop go in there.

Donut Cop by Weegee.exe March 22, 2021

donut day 

Donut Day was coined one Friday morning when several friends left school and gathered at a common friends apartment. After becoming intoxicated on a large quantity of rum one friend left to buy donuts. Since then, each Friday is considered the day to skip out of highschool to become incredibly drunk and stoned at the apartment in which it began.

Commonly, Donut Day involves porn, shopping sprees at sex shops, dressing up men in lingerie, and an overall immoral time. With, of course, plenty of donuts.

"I'm sorry I won't be in school today, it's Donut Day."
"We need to get to the liquor store to stock up for Donut Day."
"Did you buy your weed for Donut Day?"

donut day by Alyssia F. December 13, 2008

donut-stick 

When a man inserts his erect penis thru the holes of several donuts so as to carry them because his hands are holding something else, usually beverages.

A lover awoke to see their mate standing naked at the foot of they're bed holding two cup's of hot cocoa, one in each hand and on his donut-stick were a couple tasty looking double glazed ring-shaped cakes of sweetness just waiting to be gobbled up.

donut-stick by jpg3 October 29, 2011

donut nasty 

When a more than one donut is eaten at an extremely rapid pace and the consumer feels instant regret...in their stomach

When Hannah let on rip in her Biology class, she knew she had underestimated her case of donut nasty.

donut nasty by G-gras March 9, 2009

Donut Seeds 

Cheerios. They look like tiny donuts to stupid people.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought Cheerios were donut seeds.

Donut Seeds by Chubby16 May 17, 2006