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carmen freakin san diego 

Not to be confused with the Spanish Inquisition, Cab Calloway, or Strong Bad wearing a yellow turtleneck.
Strong Bad likes dressing up as a girl.

carmen electra 

a fine babe who every1 wants 2 have a night with
im so stoked i had a gfo with carmen electra
carmen electra by harry August 8, 2004

Carmen de Mairena

An important spanish trans-sexual with a huge cock, she/he is ugly as fuck.
You will be penetrated by Carmen de Mairena
She's probably the craziest 4'11" Asian you can find. . She's mostly misunderstood by her peers. Known as cocky, blunt and cold but really she's cheerful, kind, and utterly adorable. She is crazy talented in dancing and behind those innocent features she's probably the most complex little shit on the planet. From clueless to scary or adorable to deadly.
Person 1: Carmen you're so short
Carmen Ly: Go drop dead

Person 1: YOU ARE CUTE NIGGA ON DRUGS.
Carmen Ly: DICK DICK DICKS. I'M FAP MATERIAL IM SO HOT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU ALL
Carmen Ly by myden February 7, 2014

carmen electra 

Sexy female who was a pornstar/moviestar for several years. Owns large breasts
carmen electra by d - d June 13, 2003