r/atheism 

The cringiest place on the internet.

The average r/atheism poster: Real warriors don't use guns or swords, but knowledge and wisdom. This is something that the religitards don't seem to understand. However, when you have the combined intelligence of an infantile ardepithecus ramidus (of which shares a common ancestor with the homo sapien if any religitards who don't understand the human geneology happen to be reading) it all begins to make sense. They're all fucking idiots and I hate them so much for that reason. Everything they stand for is so logically flawed. Their entire belief structure is based on emotion. Imagine being so sad. I grew up christian, but then my dog died of canine aids, and I realized there can't be a god!! because how could something so cruel happen to my little floof? I talked about it to my mom, and she said it's sad but to MOVE ON! And that dogs don't go to heaven! As if my little floofer doesn't have any FEELINGS!! How can someone who calls themselves a christian be so cold hearted? And if someone who believes in a god is bad, that means there are no gods ever. I'm 15 and I hate my mom.

r/atheism by wugugugug March 4, 2021

Militant Atheism 

Militant atheism is a term applied to atheism which is hostile towards religion. Historically, the main usage of the term refers to the doctrine advocating the propagation of atheism among the masses, as well as the combating of religion as a harmful aberration, which was often undertaken by atheist states. This application of the term was an integral part of the materialism of Marxism-Leninism, and significant in the French Revolution, the Soviet Union, and Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution.

Student: Have there ever been any antireligious extremists?

Professor: Yes, in the Soviet Union for example, militant atheism was official doctrine; churches, mosques, and temples were liquidated and those that remained were forbidden to give to the poor or carry on educational activities. Moreover, thousands of believers were imprisoned or executed.

Militant Atheism by Veritas2011 October 2, 2011

r/atheism 

The biggest circlejerk on reddit.

I can't believe r/atheism's front page still consists of facebook arguments with fundies, Richard Dawkins quotes, and self-righteous self-criticism. It's worse than r/circlejerk.

r/atheism by unsubThatIsh July 10, 2012

r/atheism 

By far the most retarded subreddit to ever exist
it is more like a cult than a community

a cult that hates on anyone who does not agree with them

and whenever you ask them something instead of answering you 5 of them gather and mock you for even daring to slightly believe in a higher being

Redditor: Thank god Johnny Depp won the case against Amber Heard.
r/atheism clown: Thank "god"? god didn't make him win, my love for satanism and ignorance did
Redditor:Man wtf

r/atheism by Sjorgen Inertia June 18, 2022

sanctimonious atheism

a term that not only perfectly describes a kind of hypocritically high-minded atheism but also has the added benefit of being very funny due to the fact that it is even intelligible (coined by author / blogger Frank Portman, 2006)

Let's go to Ophelia's house for a few drinks ... Actually, on second thought, let's not, the whole sanctimonious atheism thing gets old really fast.

sanctimonious atheism by Mr. Headache June 1, 2011

Sun Worshipping Atheism 

Sun Worshipping Atheism is for people who do not believe in gods, but believe that the demands of nature are like a higher power that must be answered to avoid disease and unhappiness and also to be morally responsible. These basic, evolved demands of nature include:
1) Getting sunlight
2) Getting fresh air
3) Getting 8 hours of sleep
4) Eating and drinking when you need to
5) Exercising
6) Resting mentally and physically
7) Working/challenging yourself
8) Being social
9) Respecting individual integrity
10) Using your mind skeptically and prudently

When I started getting depressed and stressed out, my friend suggested I try practicing Sun Worshipping Atheism.

My girlfriend says Sun Worshipping Atheism has made me way nicer to be around.

Sun Worshipping Atheism by WithSun December 31, 2011

Parody Atheism 

Parody atheism or mock atheism, sometimes reffered as parody irreligion or mock irreligion, is a belief system that seeks on challenge the atheist or irreligious convictions of others, often through humor, satire, or burlesque (literary ridicule). Often constructed to achieve a specific purpose related to atheism or irreligion. Parody atheism has the main goal to criticize parody religion and even balance the question of parody religion, often considering that parody religions should be considered as reason of counterattack as parody atheism also propose that should be done with parody religions as well.

"The idea of parody atheism is valid as well, since atheism, irreligion and parody religion should be reason of be challenged and reaosn of humor, satire and burlesque. But sadly, parody atheism will never get that mainstream as parody religions actually are. So, it might will necessary something bigger for parody atheism become a thing as well."

Parody Atheism by Full Monteirism April 22, 2021