veggie platter 

A sexual position involving saran wrap and feces. The saran wrap is put on top of the girl's (or guy's) mouth and then the male (or female) takes a crap in the saran wrap. The girl (or guy) then chews on the delicious shit treat, the veggie platter.

Guy: Can I shit in this saran wrap and make you chew it for an enjoyable veggie platter?
Girl: Hell yes you can, I sure do love me some veggie platter!

veggie platter by John Strokesman June 17, 2010

tree planters

"teenagers with perfect skin and no apparent sense of gratitude for what society has given them" (Coupland)

Tree planters are always the bitchiest girls in school.

tree planters by DKB May 9, 2006

pu pu platter 

A term used to describe a form of oral sex on an female where one her partner eats her out and switches between licking her butt crack and her vagina. It's a cross between "eating pussy" and "tossing salad" that only a very brave few try.

She totally freaked out on me when I tried to do a pu pu platter on her last night, she told me it was one or the other not both.

pu pu platter by The_KMZ May 4, 2009

pittsburg platter 

squatting over a loved ones face and dropping a deuce onto their eagerly awaiting face.

I ate Mexican for lunch,so my girlfriend couldn't wait for me to give her a pittsburg platter.

pittsburg platter by Scott311 July 18, 2006

Planters 

Adj: A play on words that when coupled with the word "nuts" exaggerates one's heightened level of insanity.

"I told her I wanted to break up and she started crying and went nuts on me. I mean, she went <i>Planters</i> nuts."

Planters by J 'Sak December 21, 2008

platter 

A well-trained woman that remains motionless on a table while you eat raw fish off her naked body.

"Bitch, you best be a platter and not move or I'll cut you into sashimi."

platter by Big Dong Shlong December 18, 2011

poo poo platter 

A platter of poo poo

"hey dude pass over the poo poo platter please"

poo poo platter by Sam Anderson August 31, 2008