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Bystanders Paranoia 

To feel fear, or to feel threatened, from a situation that you have little control over or that you are not directly affected by. The overwhelming fear is usually not caused by the situation itself but by people exaggerating information to make you obsess over what's going on.

Bystanders Paranoia (or Citizens Paranoia) is different from feeling legitimate fear for yourself and your loved ones due to an outside force that has a significant of hurting you.

Bystanders Paranoia is fear that is, most of the time, brought on by political discourse, in which news sources and journalists over-hype to get you to feel more dependent on said news sources.

The fear will then cause the affected to spend every moment of their time focusing on nothing but how the news tells them to feel about the situation, afraid and unsafe.

Those affected by Bystanders Paranoia will be unable to recognize that the people telling them these stories are only manipulating their fear to get them to listen to more monotonous, disingenuous reports on the situation.
Boy 1: I'm kind of worried about Leann, she been doing nothing but watching CNN and reading ABC News for days. She always seems like she's terrified of something.
Girl 1: I think those news channels gave her Bystanders Paranoia. Poor thing.
Boy 2: I fucking hate journalists. All of them are fags.

Nicki Paranoia Syndrome 

Always thinking that Nicki Minaj is dissin or subbing you, usually after she declines to be a feature on your song, or you fail to take her spot.
Person 1: Omg Nicki Minaj is shading me.
Person 2: She is not, you have Nicki Paranoia Syndrome.

mic paranoia 

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted
Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

gyat paranoia 

When you have a big booty and you think every inaudible whisper is someone talking about it
"I could've sworn they were talking about my ass. Maybe I just have gyat paranoia."
gyat paranoia by lavajellybeans October 31, 2023

Friend paranoia

When you constantly think that you’re friends are fake and/or secretly hate you.
Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh

Raider Paranoia

The overwhelming anxiety experienced by players of Arc Raiders; wherein the player is jittery and plagued by a consistent fear of a.) being shot in the back while looting or attacking enemies; b.) being attacked and knocked while extracting from a round; or c.) being overwhelmed by Arc enemies and left to crawl to death out in the wild. Other experiences may vary and contribute to this condition.
Don’t play with Todd, he has Raider Paranoia and shoots any person or thing that moves.

Sorry, I’m hanging back so far, hyper-watching the skies, and moving slowly, team. I have Raider Paranoia.
Raider Paranoia by JamKamDiddly January 11, 2026