Froggy Missionary 

When a woman is in the missionary position and the man squats over top of her and points his dick straight down and performs anal sex while bouncing up and down.

"Last night I did the froggy missionary on my mom! It was so lit!"

Froggy Missionary by Castomer April 18, 2019

combat missionary 

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex

Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you

combat missionary by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020

Inverted Missionary Reverse Cowgirl 

The woman kneels facing the headboard, using it to hold herself up. The man lays on his back between her legs and points his knees towards his head. His penis is then inserted into her vagina or anus. You know what to do after that.

Inverted missionary reverse cowgirl is a difficult sexual position to get into, but tots worth it.

Inverted Missionary Reverse Cowgirl by anonymous December 27, 2020

Moroccan Missionary 

A special type of Missionary position where the intercourse takes place underneath an ironing table usually after a big meal or feast-like event.

After Juan-Pablo and Melissa finished their Thanksgiving turkey, they celebrated the holiday with some Moroccan Missionary.

Moroccan Missionary by Dakopi March 16, 2021

dark missionary

Very simply, missionary in the dark.

Sooo dark missionary tonight?
So you don't want to see my face, got it.

dark missionary by Blahseph01 March 22, 2021

Trans-Missionary 

A member of the LGBTQ+ community that spreads the word of the LGBTQ+ ideology to any and all around them, whether or not anyone asked or if it's even relevant to the topic of conversation.

Characteristics defined by this offshoot of the LBGTQ+ community members include;

- Self insertion into conversations
- Heavily argumentative

- Unapologetically annoying
- Their sexuality being their one and only personality trait
- Prone to virtue signalling
- Resorts to childish insults when met with logical debate or factual evidence

Person 1# "So today I had a Trans-Missionary tell me that my hair style is cultural appropriation"

Person 2# "Really? What did you say?"

Person 1# "I told them that their septum piercing and coloured hair is also a form of cultural appropriation and as a result was met with insults based on the colour of my skin"

Trans-Missionary by Namdrater August 27, 2021

italian missionary 

when you be doing missionary sex with sausages in yr butt

that italian missionary got my butt sore as hell

italian missionary by Real facts 4 lyfe September 6, 2021