Arkansas Bagpipe

When you take the bladder out of a box of wine, throw it over your shoulder, and drink all night from the spout.

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Mellow BagPipe

After ejaculating into a pussy, lock your lips onto it and blow warm, moist air and a merry little tune will come out her asshole.

massive stud: i gave my girl the mellow bagpipe last night, couldn’t danced to the little jig

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The ability to throat the full shaft and flick out your tongue and tickle the ball bag.

She can really play the hell out of the French Bagpipe!!!

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When a hairy throat singer throat sings around you marriage meat while also squeezing your testicular apparatus.

Bro idk what was happening the other night but the smelly hippie throat singer gave me a Mongolian bagpipe and I think im in love!

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A group of well hung eastern europeans circled around a unsuspectiing girl while blind folded.

Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.

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A Broke Back Bagpipe, is when you simultaneously blow air into your partners ass, after that, your partner will fart that air, back into your airway.

I introduced your mom to the Broke Back Bagpipe last night.

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Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.

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