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Ben Mallory 

The very definition of badass, redneck, hunter, fisherman, coon slayer, confederate, auto mechanic, and pedophile.

Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.

Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.

Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
Ben Mallory drove his K20 to the playground where he gets all the children at

a Mallory 

To suddenly disappear or not be at the appointed place at the appointed time.
Tony: "Hey, I'm ready to make this call guys."
Sean: "Who you making it with?"
Tony: "One of the engineers.....Hey, where the fuck did they go?" "I got six guys on the line here and he was just here 2 seconds ago."
Mark: "Looks like he did a Mallory on you."
a Mallory by Frainslug March 23, 2007

pop a mallory 

Throw up so hard you tear your esophagus.
"Man I drank so much last night I thought i was going to pop a mallory as I prayed to the porcelain gods!"
pop a mallory by Peez February 8, 2007

Alaina and Mallory 

Alaina and Mallory is bestfriends with a bond no one can break. They are the best duo, they are the perfect fit one is mean and one is nice.
Those girls look like a Alaina and Mallory

Dirty mallory 

A woman after receiving a creampie pushes is out puts it inside whipcream and makes a family dessert.
I went over to my girls house and we had a dirty mallory
Dirty mallory by Racing87s March 30, 2020

Angry Mallory 

Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck
Man: damn I'm banned on my account again

Man 2: why?

Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua
Angry Mallory by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

will mallory 

The dumb jock, biggest dick in the school, thinks he's better or above the rest.
Dude, James is being a Will Mallory today...
will mallory by will mallory April 20, 2017