dick credit card 

when your friend takes your credit card/debit card, puts down his pants, then, while browsing for zephyr items, you put it in your mouth, on purpose or by mistake

galen i didnt know that was a dick credit card when i put in my mouth

dick credit card by Ryan12345 May 26, 2006

puerto rican credit card 

A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.

A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.

After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.

Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.

puerto rican credit card by Roger E December 5, 2007

Zombie Credit Card 

Credit card company that raises rates so the debt never goes away.

Last week I paid off the card and today they called to tell me there was a fee not paid and then a late fee for not paying the unknown fee. My card keeps dying and coming back to life to torture me and my bank account like it is a zombie credit card.

Zombie Credit Card by professorswank May 24, 2010

two men with one tesco credit card 

gay porn.

man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....

two men with one tesco credit card by gayiwishiwas March 28, 2011

Barbie credit Card 

A card you can swipe through a womans ass to get a free blow job. First created around the mid 1950's, when a woman is born, a chip is put into their anus to program this system. Was created to make "blow jobs" much cheaper.

I am so glad these Barbie Credit Cards do not have a max number of usage.

Barbie credit Card by Mr Evil Betty March 28, 2004

Company Credit Card 

When a women goes out for the night, then uses the possibility of having sex and flirting to get all her drinks and dinner bought for her, flirting with her Vagina. Another term for using your Vagina.

Girl A: wow, your bill must have been expensive last night
Girl B: No, I just used the Company Credit Card to charge it...

Company Credit Card by thewalter December 17, 2010

third world credit card 

A pistol

Hey Rizu, i wanna shoot him up
Rizu: well u might need ''a third world credit card'' for that bro, u want mine?

third world credit card by Rizu 'D Gangxter' March 3, 2014