Awfultastic 

To feel awful, but feel sarcastic enough to place 'tastic' on the end of it to make it seem less severe.

I'm feeling pretty awfultastic today.

Awfultastic by trololololololololol0l July 20, 2011

awful ho

Shorter slang nominer for Waffle House. Derived from "affle ho" created by scratching the "w" "use" off of the words on the napkin. Also refers to the often poor service and environment at this establishment.

Hey, I need a break, how about a trip to Awful Ho?
Everything is more fun at an Awful Ho at 3am!

awful ho by Sarepta May 13, 2006

awful awful 

The act of distributing maple syrup on one's stomach, and then proceeding to slap the stomach repeatedly.

"Hey Johnny I was bummed that Ben and Jerry's was closed today"
"Thats ok bobby, i went to awful awful's"
W(not using the rest of his name)- "HEHEHEHEH" awful awful's, thats when you put syrup on somones stomach and slap it, while chanting 'awful awfu!'

awful awful by WULSTAHMAN October 31, 2007

Something's Awful

Although an obvious copycat of Something Awful, this one is still fairly funny and entertaining.

I'm tired of Something Awful, so I'm going to visit Something's Awful instead.

Something's Awful by Captain Pop April 15, 2004

awful waffle 

Whilst a unknowing friend is asleep, you bat them in the face with a tennis racket. Immediately afterwards, you pour maple syrup all over their face, making the appearance of a swollen waffle.

We sneaked in last night and gave John an awful waffle he won't forget.

awful waffle by slicrider September 28, 2008

Gawd Awful 

A really large, scray-looking breakfast to wake you up from a hangover, or just to eat because it's damn delicious. It's Dippy eggs (sunny side up) with hash browns, spicy-ass chili, and onions (optional) with sour cream (optional).

Jew: Damn, that was a gooshcloggin of a breakfast, oh vey!

Regular Person: I know, that gawd awful's absolutely delicious!

Gawd Awful by Nova_gnome March 8, 2009

Awkfun 

The state of being simultaneously awkward and/or funny and/or fun.

"Man, sometimes my cats just fucking kill birds (dead silent 10 second pause) Now let's talk about power relationships in pet keeping"

-My animal history professor being awkfun

Awkfun by Awkfungi December 15, 2011