tooth fairy agnostic 

a person who believes that the existence of god is as likely as the existence of the tooth fairy

I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.

tooth fairy agnostic by Xerxes99 January 5, 2009

South Park Agnostic 

One who doesn't actually understand the nuances in either side of any issue, so they take a position halfway between them while deriding both as extremists. They hope to appear moderate and reasonable without having to actually research the matter and form an opinion that doesn't boil down to trendy contrarianism and false equivalence.

They do absolutely nothing to improve the human condition. They're out to elevate themselves above all parties in any given argument by shitting on all of them, without doing anything to conclusively resolve the matter. They're worse than useless, they're actively obstructing progress.

Those South Park Agnostics should read an actual book or two than sit on their asses watching TV.

South Park Agnostic by Destroyer of Ignorance February 3, 2010

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch

Someone who has never made a decision in their life.

Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Morally agnostic 

When someone does not subscribe to any particular type of morality or and is flexible with values. And switches between them as its convenient

You can find them mostly among people who want to have it both ways

Jane is having an open relationship on her end but will flip if her partner sees anyone else. When it comes to relationships she is morally agnostic...

Morally agnostic by jpviegas May 6, 2021

hardcore agnostic 

A hardcore agnostic is someone who is certain that the knowability of god is unknowable. This goes by strong agnosticism, since agnosticism is mistakenly associated with irreligion, you can be an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist. So, a hardcore agnostic would be strictly agnostic, neither a theist or atheist.

He's a hardcore agnostic, his opinion on religion won't change either way.

hardcore agnostic by Kelmeer23 April 25, 2023

Romantically Agnostic 

A doctrine or attitude affirming the uncertainty of all claims to romantic knowledge.

That couple isn't going to survive, the guy's totally romantically agnostic.

Romantically Agnostic by TheTathamReewhoas February 24, 2011

situationally agnostic 

To not care or have indifference to a decision or outcoming of a circumstance.

I am totally situationally agnostic if you crash at my place or not
Situationally agnostic people are pretty chill

situationally agnostic by rickbb August 2, 2014