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Railroading

A railroading is when you seek up on someone in the middle of the night and scare the crap out of them.

To have this happen to you is to be railroaded.
Hey man, are you okay? You look pale.

Yea man a guy just walked up on me and railroaded me. Scared the crap out of me that railroading did.
Railroading by SwampFox56 November 19, 2022

Railroad Man 

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”

-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
Railroad Man by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023

Railroading

When a certain someone makes it so the session only has one outcome, NO creativity, NO freedom only the cookie cutter corporate slop that a CERTAIN SOMEONE makes me put up with...
Dontae loves railroading Akigawa because he hates fun and kittens and puppies and happiness
Railroading by CiaphusCainStan March 2, 2025

Railroading

Verb: To forcefully control someone's character (without consent) in a roleplay. Mostly in context for people that want to control everyone in rp.
"I hate when Character AI keeps railroading me."
"bro got banned from a forum for railroading someone's character in rp. lol"
Railroading by Azzy Jazzy September 2, 2025

Pacific Railroad Crash

naked People line up
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole

it hurts
a lot
"holy shit that Pacific railroad Crash was aweful"

"yeah Dude we were so drunk"

Hamlet Railroad 

Hamlet, incorporated on February 9, 1897, has always been a railroad town with five spurs radiating from the town to Richmond, Wilmington
Hamlet Railroad Radio: I want everyone to know that Hamlet maybe another small town with nothing going on, but the rail traffic is large and in charge!