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Mexican meat sweats 

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.
I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."
Mexican meat sweats by carlmarks January 3, 2015

Mexican fire drill

A Mexican fire drill is when your buddy pukes in a sombrero and when the car is stopped he throws it out the door forcing everyone to run around to the other side to get back in cause their side is now blocked by a puke filled sombrero.
Mac started another Mexican fire drill last night
Mexican fire drill by Seves July 11, 2021

Mexican Paint Job 

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.
"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."

Going to Mexico 

Tuner-Bro #1: Yo were going to Mexico tonight to do some pulls. Wanna come?
Tuner-Bro #2: Hell ye bro.
Going to Mexico by dark_boi02 December 26, 2018
A large group of Mexivan protest their rights for gay marriage.
Mexivan by Doomerry April 24, 2021

Mumblin' Mexican 

A Latino person, who when speaking English sounds like they have a dick in their mouth
That fuckin' Mumblin' Mexican spoke to me for ten minutes, and I have no fuckin' idea what he said!