krakatoa hooping 

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bruh krakatoa hooping

krakatoa hooping by very epic mans November 20, 2021

Hula Hooping 

The action of putting a hula hoop up your ass and videoing it and for your friends.

“Conor O Regan why did you send me a video of putting a hula hoop up your ass? Hula hooping is so weird!”

Hula Hooping by Hula Hooping April 15, 2022

cheeto hooping 

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.

Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.

cheeto hooping by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022

dewclaw-hooking

Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.

"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."

dewclaw-hooking by mimbijones April 29, 2023

sausage hooping 

twerking on your boy in a heterosexual way

It was sausage hooping because I kept my socks on.

sausage hooping by x0mbiez July 6, 2025