Halloween 

1. Children dressed up as random shit will roam the streets to fucking demand candy or they´ll fuck you over with toilet paper and dog shit.
2, Weird, lame ass millennials and adults will dress up as random shit and be a disappointment to their parents.

Oh shit, it's almost Halloween! I bet Susan is gonna dress up as a slutty nurse, get totally drunk and puke on herself, again!

Halloween by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 30, 2017

Halloween 

The meaning of Halloween comes from pumpkin carving because you are hallowing the ween.

Wow I love Halloween because I get to hallow my ween.

Halloween by Ryan Jessie October 31, 2017

Halloween 

a “holiday” which was originally intended to worship the dead of All- Saints day on Nov 1st, but quickly became to be what we know as the night where girls wear slutty clothes outside in the 30 degree weather and then complain when it’s “too chilly.” it’s also the night where dentists complain that candy is too harmful to people’s teeth and persuade everyone to hand out fruit or crackers instead.

i can’t wait to complain about the cold on halloween night!

Halloween by titty glue November 1, 2017

Halloween 

When a bunch of girls dress up like sluts..

"oh damn man. Look at that cute lil kitten over there" "Ty chill! It's Halloween don't let these 25$ Halloween costumes get you thousands of dollars in child support."

Halloween by #madweed October 31, 2018

Halloween 

A festival celebrated on the 31st of November which is created by the Irish people to scare monsters away.
In Halloween you trick or treat. You knock on someone’s door and they’ll open the door and give you sweets or chocolate or even money. You have have to dress up in a scary costume tho.

“What are you going to dress up in Halloween?”sad Jack

“It’s HALLOWEEN!” Said Holly

Halloween by Elemental November 3, 2018

Halloween 

A Christian holiday that is a another word for all Hallows eve

Person1: Happy Halloween
Person2: I cant wait to Drink the Blood of our Lord and Saviour in this Halloween

Halloween by Shinkdmeister September 15, 2019

halloween 

a night filled with the evil that lurks in the underworld

halloween is spoky

halloween by RAZMANLAND October 14, 2019