definitionist 

Definitionist: One who makes definitions. This includes any and all of the wonderful people who've ever added a definition to Urban Dictionary. These people take delight in redefining the liquid, shifting creation that is the English language, either by reworking antiquated words and giving them dynamic new meanings, or else creating entirely new words. It's definitionists we have to thank for such excellent words as: Cool, Posse, Grippa, and basically anything with gratuitous "th"s, "q"s or "y"s, such as "quoth", "thy", "thou", "quip", "hast", and "thine".

Casual Reader: Dang, some of those definitionists really need to find something else to do...

Intelligent Person: Are you kidding? It's definitionists that we have to thank for no longer using the language of the 18th century! I don't know about you, but I don't think that talking like I'm in a Shakespeare play is very cool.

Casual Reader: Wow, you're right! You know what? I'm going to become a definitionist today!

definitionist by Vladimir McCools November 29, 2007

can you define it? 

"can you define it? isn't defined. Can you define it?"

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1) The message that urbandictionary.com tells you when you type it in.

2) What you just typed.

3) What you just looked up.

4) A question someone asks you to define something.

"can you define it? isn't defined. Can you define it?"

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can you define it? by gustynewguy4122 April 19, 2014

defensive cockblock 

Act of interfering with someone who is kicking it to your piece.

Jim was all over my woman, so I had to defensive cockblock all night.

defensive cockblock by j May 13, 2005

Bill O'Reily Defense 

When faced with an irrefutable point, start talking out of your ass and when your opponent attempts to call you out on it say "let me finish" and then when it's their turn to talk yell over them until the show goes to commercial.

Some Guy: Bill, last week on your show you said that Britney Spears was a ruthless whore, and yet you defend Sarah Palin's daughter
*Bill employs the Bill O'Reily Defense*
Bill: Well that is absolutely taking things out of context and these two things are in no way related to each other at all and I for one am appalled that you'd resort to such trivial things like taking what I said last week and relating it to what I am saying this week
Some Guy: well actually that's-
Bill O'Reily: let me finish. so you need to take a look in the mirror and stop making such wild claims like what you've just said.
Some Guy: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Bill O'Reily during the above statement: HAOIUSDFHOIASHFOIJWAEPOIFHASOIDFHAOISDHFOPIASJHDFPOIJABOIJFDOIAHBJFDPVOIAJDFIOJ
cut to commercial

Bill O'Reily Defense by falcon176 January 16, 2009

Warpig (Gaming definition) 

A gamer who believes they are vastly better than they actually are. Often seen in games such as TF2, Overwatch and COD.

"Aw fuck, we've got a Warpig (Gaming definition) on our team. This match is gonna be fucking annoying cause he's just gonna charge in there then blame us when he dies."

Warpig (Gaming definition) by Tumbleflop November 7, 2017

definately 

Idiot-speak for "definitely". One of the most common moronic misspellings found on the internet.

The new Backstreet Boys CD is, like, definately the best thing ever.

definately by monsieurjohn June 24, 2003

Sex Defender 

Someone who practices consensual sex (opposite of sex offender)

"Are you a sex defender?"
"Yea, consent is poggers!"

Sex Defender by GiornoGiovanna January 4, 2021