Lyric Vault

Lyric Vault is an unreliable source of news on Twitter X.

-Have you seen what Lyric Vault posted today?

-Oh yeah, they’re really weird for saying Amy Schumer fell of the stairs. If I’m being honest, Drop Pop is so much better than them!

Lyric Vault by Drop Pop March 28, 2024

Pole Vault

(Noun, slang)

1. The strategic rebound maneuver where you use a temporary situationship as emotional scaffolding to clear the “I still miss her” bar.

2. A no-future fling deployed in a moment of desperation to prop up your confidence.

“Bro, be honest… you and Kayla?”

“Bro, chill. I wasn’t cuffing. That was a pole vault. I cleared the bar, but I’m still not healed.”

Pole Vault by Sleekowl February 10, 2026

Connecticut Pole Vault 

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

Connecticut Pole Vault by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

Comment Vulture

A person who will go under another person's comments and try to gain notoriety. This can be either in the form of straight-up self-promotion or trying to sneakily redirect people to their social media. There are many form factors of doing this and a multitude of ways to do this.

Example:

(Person commenting under post): "No cap i make better content then 'insert influencer' and will always!"

Example 2:

Person 1: "I love this video and it relates to me, my mother recently died of cancer and this video helps me cope with it thanks so much"

(Person 2 Reply): "Yo guys i just posted my new song and its the most fire thing you will ever hear!"

That guy is a comment vulture no one respects him and he has no family, friends, or anything to live for in life.

Comment Vulture by TommyNFG March 8, 2022

Lebron J. Vaultier 

Infamous person (also known as Vabe Tellurion) who lives in Philippines. A fictional character and the main protagonist of Gen Z (Generation Z), He also served as the Guild Master and One man army.

Who is Lebron J. Vaultier?

Lebron J. Vaultier by 𝐀𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐧 July 24, 2020

ho vaulter 

A person who has sex with a string of different people,usually in a spree.

You haven’t had sex with Jason have you?He is such a ho vaulter.He had sex with my best friend.Then later that night,he ho vaulted to my sister!!!The next morning he ho vaulted to my mom!!!I had to tell all three of them he has herpes!!!

ho vaulter by 93 yourcultleader93 July 25, 2020

Valtteri, it's James 

Mercedes-Benz AMG F1 driver, Valtteri Bottas being told by the team's race strategist, James Vowles to let his teammate Lewis Hamilton to take the lead of the 2018 Russian Grand Prix to increase the advantage in the championship standing by 3 points. This movement became very controversial as Bottas was seen as robbed a race win in spite of his effort putting himself on pole position during qualifying on Saturday by team orders, benefiting Lewis Hamilton. At the end of the season, Bottas was the first Mercedes driver who didn't win a race since Michael Schumacher in 2012.

Background aside, numbers of memes we're created from these controversial decisions of team orders.

*Bottas pushing with fresh ultrasoft tires*
James: "Valtteri, it's James. Please hold position. I'm sorry."
Bottas: "Copy James" *cries*

Valtteri, it's James by Cal Grande December 23, 2018