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Towel shimmy 

When you have your towel tied around your waist and you un-tie it. It doesn't fall down so you perform a hands free towel shimmy.
This morning I had a shower, afterwards i was getting dressed. I had my towel around my waist, and my phone in my hand texting a friend. In order to take my towel off i needed to perform a hands free Towel Shimmy, Afterwards i felt majestic as fuck.
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a dance to where you move your arms in a alternating sideways uppercut and move your hips in a rocky toilet motion.
k-shimmy by HoogyPoogey98 March 13, 2017

Michaela Shimmy 

A seduction tactic where you shimmy up to your significant other when they are in a chair reading a book and say, "Hey babe," before trying asking them to come with you to the bed room.

This was created my Michaela Laws on a twitch stream on September twenty second in 2017.
Michaela sends her apologies to anyone who's partner does the Michaela Shimmy.
Michaela Shimmy by Ghost Of The Stars September 23, 2017

meatloaf shimmy 

A synonym for “pushing rope.”
“I told her I was ready to go, but I ended up doing the meatloaf shimmy for twenty minutes.”
meatloaf shimmy by Rectangle Boy December 26, 2017

mongolian shimmy 

Similar to it's cousin the mongolian slide, the shimmy is a less powerful mongolian courtship ritual that relies more on technique. Unlike the slide, the shimmy will break a pinky at most. The key to performing the shimmy relies more on your knowledge of advanced trigonometry to acquire the appropriate angle for maximum effect.
After the mongolian slide proved too intense for his back, our professor switched his main technique from the slide to the mongolian shimmy.

mongolian shimmy 

Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.
With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.

quimmy shimmy 

The final twitch and shake of a satisfied woman after having her clitoris polished to fruition by a loving finger, hers or a friend's.
Suzzette's eyes rolled back in her head, and a smile traced across her face, as her languid body danced the quimmy shimmy.
quimmy shimmy by Sacrorum November 15, 2019