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Cheerleader 

Supposedly, a delicious high school girl who jumps around in a short skirt in order to get people to cheer. Her purpose is to rally up the team to win.

Of course, this is the "suppose" version. In reality, she is a hideous bitch that has a two digit IQ. She is most likely overweight and she couldn't get the team to win even if she offers her soul to the devil.

Why can't we go back to the good ol' days of cheerleading? Ugly girls would be excluded from cheerleading and their bubbly idiocy might actually extract enough pity from people to get them to cheer with something resembling real enthusiasm. Of course, they'll still bitches and will probably marry into wealth greater than anything the guys with IQs that exceeds their social security numbers will be able to acquired, but hey, at least they'll be cute.
Guy #1: Hey, lets go watch the cheerleaders!

Guy #2: Hell no! Have you seen them? The leader gained ten pounds over the weekend!
Cheerleader by BusinessMan February 24, 2005
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Cheerleader 

A girl-or guy- who cheers a school games-not just high school- and a lot of times gets made fun of behind their back, when only trying to get the team(s) pumped up so that they can win the game. This person(s) is in a severely dangerous sport-they have to hold up people, throw them through the air, put strain on their bodies from jumps and tumbling, and risk serious injuries that could maybe kill them. Not always a white, skinny, blonde, whore, who is a ditz. There are a lot of cheerleaders that are just as abstinant as other teen girls- cheerleaders' reputations are made by that individual, or by the media.
Fan 1: Man that cheerleader just fell on her face, but she got back up and is trying it again.

Fan 2: If I fell like that in front of everyone.. I would just go home.
Cheerleader by gobucktown March 12, 2010

Cheerleader 

A sport that most boys aren't tough enough to handle. It's HARD lifting people in the air, and no, its not just four feet. When those people fall on you it HURTS. In competitive cheer leading, in round 3, doing a 3 minute routine CONSTANTLY lifting these people in the air isnt easy, especially when you consider all of the different types of stunts there are. Round 2 is all gymnastics, so i dont know what some people are talking about when they say "cheerleading is jsut wanna-be gymnasts". I bet half the people reading this can't even do a cartwheel. yea, thats what i thought. and the fact that all we do is yell and prance around like a bunch of hoes? have you ever tried to yell, as loud as you can while lifting people in the air and doing back flips and stretching your body in ways it was never meant to go? didn't think so. and the coaches. OMG the coaches. if you think your coach is bad, you've never heard a cheer coach the day before a competition, and believe me, you don't want to. and if you think that we dont work as hard as the football team think again. one time i had to do OVER 1000 ab exercises....with out stopping. don't tell me cheerleading isn't a sport, because if you've never done it, you have NO IDEA what you're talking about.
Look at those awesome cheerleaders that are waaayyyyy better than the football team.

chearleader 

A Sexy Bitch That Cheats A Football,And Basketball team
Are U A Chearleader
chearleader by Soccercc602 July 17, 2016

cheerleader 

A girl who is preppy and snotty and who goes out with the jocks...but not all of them...just MOST of them...like 95% out of %100 yeah...lol
person#1:Dude..cheerleaders are preps..
person#2:Not all of them....kristin and Candace arent just all the others :-)
cheerleader by Sierra December 1, 2004

cheerleader 

Slutty, bitchy, self centered, snobby, flat-assed bitches who think they are better than everyone else and date the "hottest guy" who is high on "the popularity scale". dey alzo tlk lyk diz on da internetz cuz dey think itz hotz nD dIs 2. They wear tight shirts, mini skirts, tight pants okay pretty much anything that reveals there flat chest and dry pussys. They listen to "punk-pop" such as GC and Simple Plan and think they are hardcore. They also over use "like" and "omg" and "totally".





/end of story
Cheerleader: Omg like, did you, like, buy that, like, shirt like, from like, Wal Mart like?

Me: Err. Yeah?
cheerleader by Amanda W. May 31, 2005

Cheerleader 

Legal soft-core porn for horny teenagers at public events
*Cheerleader does the splits*
Guy: *nuts in pants*
Cheerleader by Ara January 20, 2005