Canadian Moose 

An extremely obese, home wrecking whore from Canada.

Did you see the Canadian Moose that dumbass cheated on his hot wife with?

Canadian Moose by GlassButterfly June 1, 2015

Canadian Standoff 

Occurs when two individuals cross paths and each politely suggests that the other may go first.

Man: Oh sorry
Woman: It's ok, go ahead
Man: After you.
Woman: I insist.
Man: Thank you.

A Canadian Standoff.

Canadian Standoff by adam12121212121212 March 20, 2010

Canadian pashing 

As an extension of regular 'pashing', Canadian pashing refers to the act of sticking ones fingers down the pants of another person during regular pashing, with the intent to sexually arouse and excite the other party. The term 'Canadian' is added to downplay this act as 'Canadians are too nice to do this'.

Perakn1: "Oh man, I pashed this bird hard last night at the club!"
Peraon2: "but have you given her a Canadian pashing yet??"

Canadian pashing by SalModelEater February 1, 2013

Canadian Beer 

True, pure brew from the one and only Great White North. Not watered down like inferior American brew, just slow brewed to perfection. Canaidan beer is on average 5% - 5.5% alcohol, while Canaidan light beer is around 4% - 4.5%. The biggest Canadian brands are Molson Canadian, Molson Export, Labatt's Blue, Moose Head, Steam Whistle, Waterloo Dark, Niagara's Best, and even the cheap ass Lakeport.

Canadian beer is an icon, a symbol, and a legend

Canadian Beer by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 17, 2009

canadian home invasion 

When your partner fucks you with a denim strap on while using maple syrup as lubrication.

I thought that trying a Canadian home invasion would ruin my new sheets, but Tide got that shit out no prob!

canadian home invasion by Chel Crow March 9, 2016

Canadian hockey smile 

The semi-toothless grin of a person missing teeth as a result of playing hockey.

Dave took a puck to the mouth in the game on saturday and lost three teeth, now he has an awesome Canadian hockey smile.

Canadian hockey smile by General Information May 28, 2009

Canadian squirt gun

A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).

Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?

Canadian squirt gun by Leadfoot Leon April 8, 2015