bagel-kind-of-day 

A word to describe how good your day is, equivalent to eating a bagel.

OMG I bought a new bag!! Today is a bagel-kind-of-day!! woohoo

bagel-kind-of-day by SJEOJATA October 1, 2018

Bagel Winner 

The primary financial provider for a Jewish family.

Ever since Tamarah lost her job, Elijah has become the bagel winner of the family.

Bagel Winner by qweaspo March 5, 2011

bagel with everything 

Street prostitutes and hookers often use codes to describe sex acts to avoid legal problems.

A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.

"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.

This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.

Hey, Evil, I belong to you, so I brought you a bagel with everything.

bagel with everything by damagedalicious September 1, 2014

bagel titties 

titties that are small and a little awkward.

what the fuck? thems is some bagel titties

bagel titties by J-Spin February 4, 2007

Bagel Game

when a group of lonely men stand in a circle and commense jerkin their girkin until they all have blown a load...last one to blow must eat the pile of nastiness

Dude...Jeremy totally ate the sauce at the bagel game last night.

Bagel Game by Davey and Ritchie November 2, 2007

bagel bumping

the act of bumping your bagel with another bagel.

which can be translated to:
rubbing your vagina against another womans vagina

My girlfriend left me and i caught her bagel bumping with my mom!!

bagel bumping by Bushwack babe March 6, 2009

Bagel Sex 

Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.

'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'

Bagel Sex by Sparklestiltzkin November 3, 2007