Apologize 

Its what you do when you fuck up.

K.R."I Apologize Dawn"

Derek-"Hey man, I fucked up i had sex with this girl the other night, what should I do about it?"
Kyle-"Apologize!"

Apologize by OnYm~X~KoRe December 24, 2008

dutch apology 

When you have to apologize for accidentally fingering a dyke.

"Can I borrow your wooden shoes? I was fingering this girl last night and she turned out to be a lesbian so I'm going to have to issue a dutch apology."

dutch apology by tallpantsmoose December 11, 2013

Apologizing to the fat girl 

To masturbate
see Putting on an orange coat
Making fun of the fat girl

Zach makes fun of the fat girl then apologizes to her multiple times a day.

Apologizing to the fat girl by Sphinctar April 21, 2004

Romas Apologist

Anyone who is blindly devoted to the views held by David Romas and his very narrow and copyright violating
"school" of "Magnum P.I." fandom.

Universal is releasing Magnum on DVD, but he refuses to believe it because he's a Romas Apologist.

Romas Apologist by A Joe August 7, 2004

Apologetics 

A branch of Christian theology devoted to the study and defense of the holy origins of scripture, as well as the divinely ordained authority of the Church alone to interpret it. To fail apologetics is a sign of intelligence.

My "F" in freshman Apologetics eventually led me to drop out of semenary and enroll in an Ivy league University.

Apologetics by nethcev! November 22, 2005

high ball apology 

An extremly feminine apology given under extreme testicular distress. Also known as the high octive nut squeeze.

Chinese man: "why you call me liar Fled?"
This is Freds high ball apology:
Fred: "no {SIRRRR}, i did not call you a liar" squeezing ball sacs causing voice to go up about 10 octives.

high ball apology by t-pop October 1, 2010

apologist 

One who practises the art of making excuses for things they know to be wrong. From the word "appal", "appalling".

Christian apologists say that slavery is morally justifiable because the Bible says slavery is acceptable.

apologist by CJ Dennis September 1, 2020