Chairman's Flight 

A long haul airplane flight that takes place on a weekday, taking off in the morning thus meaning a day of no work. Traditionally this was only reserved for the "Chairman" of a company. Example JFK 9am - LHR 9pm.

Alex managed to get the Chairman's flight and so is missing today's meeting.

Chairman's Flight by RockyGunner September 15, 2022

Flight Rising 

An online game where the rabid dragon nerds flock. Porn exists of the couriers.

Holy shit people make rule 34 of Flight Rising

Flight Rising by KioskOfSquids May 12, 2017

sword fights

using your erect penis as a sword to engage in battle with another erect penis

2 guys engage in sword fights using their erect penis's as swords

sword fights by Larrie.DUDE May 8, 2008

stage fright 

The tension of bladder exit muscles so that no pee can be expelled. It happens when other guys at the urinal are pissing away and also if one or two are hung like a horse and you are not.

"Hi guys Joe has stage fright again and can't pee." "I came in here because I need to pee bad. I am not leaving until I do"

stage fright by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

Crow's Flight 

The shortest distance from Point A to B without factoring in things like traffic, highways etc.

"Dude, this site says she is only 25 miles away"
"25 miles by a crow's flight"

Crow's Flight by KyleReese November 13, 2009

Vagina Stage Fright 

The act of not being able to pee in a public restroom.

I tried to use the bathroom at the mall and I had vagina stage fright..I froze up and nothing would come out!!

Vagina Stage Fright by Just a random female April 20, 2011

crank that flight 2074 

when you're on a flight and you see a girl who is sleeping with an empty seat next to her, you slide in next to her and start masturbating and ejaculate in her hair. she will file a $200,000 lawsuit against the airline.

i did a crank that flight 2074 on dis chick and now american airlines has to pay out 200k

crank that flight 2074 by austingale March 16, 2008