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Sacramento Stones Deep 

A man will take his entire penis and balls and place them into a womans vagina.
Last weekend after the club I got Sacramento Stones Deep on Becky.

Sacramento Veronica 

That girl that always brings the pain but won’t let you in the stones without $5000 or more
Jesus guys, Sacramento Veronica wouldn’t let me in the game because I’m a mushycookie

Sacramento SandDuster 

When a man buries a person of the preferred sex with sand on a beach and then proceeds to leave an opening on the preferred oraface to perform sexual intercourse so it looks like they are having sex with the earth
I was at the beach last weekend and I ran a sacramento sandduster on my girl

sacramento pretty 

An attractive person, but only by Sacramento standards. This person wouldn’t be considered attractive by any other standard.
Damn, that hoe really do be Sacramento pretty.

Sacramento Surprise 

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.
Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.

Sacramento Slider 

The act of covertly shitting in a person's pocket.
Zeke always wears these stupid, baggy pants to trivia night at the Elk's Grove Applebee's, so last night I snuck up and gave him a Sacramento Slider.
Sacramento Slider by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021