Fish fellatio 

1. A secret from the dollar menu

2. The act of being blown by a fish

3. The act of blowing a fish... up. (or down, either way)

4. A sucky job done by a blowfish

1. Custoner: Can i get a Fish Fellatio?
Cashier: Grilled, fried, or blown?

2. Fish fellatio is only good if it's a Trout or salmon - guppies don't work too well

3. There were chunks of tuna everywhere after the fish fellatio

Fish fellatio by a fwigga July 22, 2010

Nametag Fellatio 

Pretty self-explanatory. It's the use of a nametag (typically attached to a lanyard around the neck) for sexual purposes. One may try to be subtle, and move their head around in around to gain sexual gratification from the inanimate object hanging around their neck, and gently graze at their crotches. Although not intended to be, it's an act thats ALL too obvious.

Billy: Oh my goodness! What is Renise doing?!
Sally: It looks like she's having a go with her nametag!
Billy: EWWW...nametag fellatio!

Nametag Fellatio by hugh.jass87 August 18, 2008

Automotive Fellatio (auto fellatio) 

auto fellatio redefined. In short, receiving a bj in the car.

Automotive fellatio (auto fellatio): READ ABOVE DEFINITION

Automotive Fellatio (auto fellatio) by NGFWROTETHIS November 22, 2011

Facebook Fellatio 

An insincere "Like" or comment of approval in order to please a friend.

A: I posted "congratulations" on Jessica's Facebook about the wedding.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.

Facebook Fellatio by DaisyHawk September 6, 2013

Transitive fellatio 

The property of fellatio that carries the act of fellatio via kissing.

Dude, I just watched my girlfriend give some guy transitive fellatio.

Boy: *enjoying blowjob*

Girl: *suddenly stops* "Ever suck some dick?"
Boy: "No....?"
Girl: *kisses guy* "Now you have" (transitive fellatio)

Transitive fellatio by Derogatory Terms August 31, 2013

Social fellatio

The process of advancing yourself through clever, social engineering techniques, also known as "ass kissing" or "sucking up to someone"

Jim must have really performed some phenomenal social fellatio on his superiors to land his promotion. That guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow!

Social fellatio by BTheOne January 11, 2014

Football fellatio 

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.

I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity

Football fellatio by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015