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CoronaVirus 

The reason you cant:

GET TOILET PAPER

WATCH A NEW SEASON OF ANYTHING

NOT WATCH A CRINGE TIK TOK

GO BACK TO SCHOOL

GET WALMART PICK UP GROCERIES

INTERACT WITH ANYONE

FUCK SOMEONE WITHOUT MAKIN SURE THEY SHIT STRAIGHT

EAT OUT

GRADUATE

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IM LOSING MY MIND
Mike: Lemme search when a new season of outer banks comin out.
Liv: Bitch its a fuckin pandemic right now
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LATE 2021
Mike: the fuck?
Liv: And thats on coronavirus
CoronaVirus by y.e.s.s.i.r May 9, 2020
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Coronavirus 

That ugly virus that just had to ruin 2020 and class of 2020 ur the worst let’s just throw the whole planet away
Coronavirus is a beast and my enemy

Coronavirus 

The COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID‑19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS‑CoV‑2).1 The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, China, in December 2019.46 The World Health Organization declared the outbreak a Public Health Emergency of International Concern on 30 January, and a pandemic on 11 March.78 As of 24 May 2020, more than 5.37 million cases of COVID-19 have been reported in more than 188 countries and territories, resulting in more than 343,000 deaths. More than 2.14 million people have recovered from the virus.5

The virus is primarily spread between people during close contact,c most often via small droplets produced by coughing,d sneezing, and talking.91012 The droplets usually fall to the ground or onto surfaces rather than travelling through air over long distances.9 Less commonly, people may become infected by touching a contaminated surface and then touching their face.910 It is most contagious during the first three days after the onset of symptoms, although spread is possible before symptoms appear, and from people who do not show symptoms.910
person one: what is coronavirus
person two: google it
Coronavirus by yeetus veetus May 24, 2020

Coronavirus 

A virus created by the Chinese that will send everyone into quarantine for many months and will change the way we live for many months after it is gone. Many people will be upset with the fact that you must wear a mask in public and in stores. Millions will die by the time it’s over. A vaccine will be created however and the second time it hits, it will be less intense.
Wear a mask in public, you don’t want to catch the coronavirus.
Coronavirus by kden.co July 7, 2020

coronavirus 

If you loss your sense of smell you will probably have coronavirus.
Very contagious if someone close to you at your house or workplace loss the test of smell you will probably get infected by coronavirus.
A warning from mother nature that not everything that lives is meant to be eaten.
A disecase that not only will hurt everybody's health but also economy and social behaviors
Karen: Ive lost my sense of smell today!!!
Coronavirus: GG
coronavirus by Turbotime July 10, 2020

Coronavirus 

Verb. To Coronavirus someone

To release pent up anger from dealing with all of this pandemic crap upon the first little bitch who pisses you off. Usually in the form of a slap.
Did you see that guy cut me off in traffic? He’s about to get coronavirus’d in the face!

CORONAVIRUS 

Not to be mean or bad but. CORONAVIRUS IS THE MOST BIG SHIT IN ALL THE WORLD AND FUCK THAT CHINA MAN THAT EATED THE BAT SOUP
CORONAVIRUS by Thecoronahater July 22, 2020