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nanny nanny booboo 

A game I played with my cousin when we were very young, the object being like a treasure hunt, except we are negotiating trading secrets, like the ones kept in closets in shoe boxes. When one decides that they cant beat up their darkest secret, marks the end of the game, and marks the trophy of the one full of shit with the brown eyes, the other any color except blue.
"Hey cuz, guess what" I say.

"What" says cuz.
"I know its been like 35 years but guess how many of them fell out the closet" I say
"Are you talking about all our Nanny Nanny Booboos that i had to give to you so that I could have your green eyes?"
"Yes, but now its on, and I think i want my green eyes back but I'll seek them out in a game with the CooCooey on my team, and keep you safe from all of it, and keep the brown ones for you.
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Post Traumatic BooBoo 

When your a boss to an individual who has been named BooBoo, and you finally learn why the individual was named BooBoo and it is your problem now.
Are you ok? I think your suffering from Post Traumatic BooBoo. Did they fuck up again?

BooHoo Cracker

A joking insult when someone makes excuses for their defeat
Dream : “ get out of here with those excuses... lose fair and square, boohoo cracker. ,,
BooHoo Cracker by Bloomski August 15, 2020

Booblock 

The involuntary, unavoidably prolonged stare towards an uncommonly magnificent set of breasts once initial visual contact is made, due to size, revealing clothing or erect nipples. Often unbreakable, even when discovered and berated by the owner of the breasts.
1. "Shit dude, that chick totally busted you looking at her fine tatas." "I couldn't help it man, tried to look away but one glance and I got booblock!"

2. Harvey casually glanced over at the blond hottie in the next row at the ballpark, and seeing a gratuitous flash of nipple down her shirt as she bent over to reach in her purse, he had booblock for the rest of the game.
Booblock by Grafikman November 22, 2006

boo boo the fool 

something your black mom isn't.
mom: i don't know who you think i am, but i'm not one of your little friends or boo boo the fool.

Boo Boo Shmack

Marijuana, pot, bud; often used as Boo for short and in many times with anger.
1)Yo! Gimm' some dat 'Boo Boo Shmack' neoew!!
2)(or in a formal context) Excuse me kind sir, but do you happen to have any 'Boo'?
Boo Boo Shmack by Alex O'B May 22, 2008

Boobonic Plate 

Boobonic Plate is a common response to anything said or asked by your friends or family. Not to be confused with Bubonic plague, this word is much more sophisticated and much more confusing to read.
Dont worry, the Boobonic Plate will save us.