Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

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Whipping the porridge

C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.

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Cooking up dope.

In the kitchen whipping babies up, Homer Simpson I got yellow stuff.
- Duwap Kaine (Know Wassup)

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When you drop a massive load in the toilet and it has the sensation of having your anus being whipped.

Man I'd go on a jog but I need to rest after that whipping poop.

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That night time bed time piece of ass she puts on you that literally make you knock out in ecstasy.

Hey dude why didnt you roll out with us last night..?
Aww man my gal put that whooping pill on me last night.

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A self only photographed low land swamp fowl.

The Whooping Dussy has a distinct and iconic mating call famously characterized as “COCK COCK COCK”

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The act of stirring crack cocaine while it is cooking

My wrist is killing me, I was whipping the pot all night long.

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